Barbie and Ellen Degeneres?

Want to talk about true identity formation?

Oh no, wait! It's Heidi Montage and her “man” Spencer Pratt. How could one be mistaken...I mean, Heidi is almost as plastic as Barbie and I'm pretty sure Spencer shares the same hairstyle and outfit as Ellen herself. The difference between Spencer and Ellen is that Ellen has made her name known through her comedy acts and popular TV show. Where as Spencer has made his name in the media by being a douche bag on the TV series The Hills. The difference between Heidi and Barbie is that Barbie makes twice as much money as Heidi and was made of plastic way before Heidi was. On top of that at least Barbies' hair was originally blonde, where as Heidi's not so much....she could have died it a little more subtle than platinum blonde. Ok so hairstyles are everything these days, to bald Britney Spears to Heidi with her long fake locks. To women hairSTYLE is a STYLE. It is subjectively something that we match with our clothes and usually keep to a length longer than a shoulders. I mean hey, women's hair length can portray so much about the individual, it's a symbol of femininity and beauty. We all know Heidi isn't after any ones job in the work place with her lengthy hair, so why the long locks? Davis states that men grow nervous around women in the work place with short hair, presumptuously because the women remind the men of themselves and believe they are going to steal their jobs. The only thing Heidi Prat might steal is Barbies shiny pink car.

At least Barbies' man Ken, is clean cut with short hair, like Danesi presented in his book a clean cut man goes perfectly well with a REAL women.

The poor man behind the two is just thinking, don't look, don't look! The sight of both of them is so horrible that you can't look away. The man is doing everything in his power not to stare at the train wreck. I mean, I would stare too, with those bedazzled gem socks Heidi is wearing. Is it hot or cold out? Long socks, a mini dress accented with a fur coat. I'm confused what the weather is like outside...

Oh Miles

I didn't know Target clothing was the new fashion trend for the seventeen year old Miley Cyrus. Her new music video with her singing "Can't be Tamed" sure doesn't scream cute innocent Target shopper. Just because her Hannah Montana clothing apparel is sold in Target does not mean she needs to shop there. Plus, since when are catholic school skirts bumble bee colored? She may try to distinguish herself from the rest of the celebrity world by creating her own style however, shouldn't be caught in a bee outfit. On another note, what is up with those knee socks and high tops? All I have to say is this outfit “can't be tamed”, that's for sure. She needs to make up her mind, either a cute innocent seventeen year old or a stripper. She just needs to let us know, she is confusing her fans.

Take me back to Lincolns' time and ballroom dances, please.

Barton is playing the "impractical hat" card. The bowler hat is really not doing anything for her outfit. Unless she was going for the possessed pale look, then she nailed it. Sure, take a mens accessory and make it a feminine accent to a clothing ensemble; however, next time just before you leave the house Misha perhaps consult with your stylist...or maybe trade the blonde hair for your old brunette self so you don't look as pale.

Is Misha attempting to
gender bend as well?

Spotted:

Taylor Momsen trying to mimic different celebrities, animals and movie characters

Her first look was that of Taylor Swift. Funny how they share the same name as well as the same look. So who is copying who? By the looks of it Little T is mimicking Miss. Swift for as little T grows up she finds different people to be her inspiration for dressing. Little T quickly grew out of the pristine, “girl next door” look that Miss. Swift was conveying. She quickly took a turn to the dark-side and looked to the joker in Batman Returns for her new style. Joker inspired her hair and make-up. I wonder if Little T took to his malices behavior as well? Her outfits sure scream good girl gone bad. Her Gossip Girl character (Jenny Humphery[Little J]) seems to be rubbing off on her everyday style, which is still more extreme. She went from blonde haired beauty to a coked out want to be Joker. I wonder what her parents think...

Although her entourage may not be equipped with E and Vince, her girls' look like they have her back. Or at least come across as though they shouldn't be messed with. However, it is comforting to see Madonna (a fifty-two year old mom) hanging around with a seventeen year old. I'm sure they have a lot in common, for example their love for black and scandalous clothing. I wonder what the three of their “kinesic grammar” screams when they strut the red carpet together? I bet they would make Danesi himself proud.

Oh Little T, hobo eye make-up and hobo clothing? What have you made of yourself?

You can not tell me she doesn't resemble a raccoon with all that black make-up taking over her face...

Who's identity will she take over next? I'll be keeping you posted

xoxo Gossip Girl